Things you should avoid if you are planning to get laid this summer - this one if for the boys

I know its summer and many people (wrong!) don't want to read a lot during vacation so I will use 3 pretty clear images:

1. Try to keep it casual, yes, everybody will notice you have arrived but maybe its not for good.

2. I know Shakira is famous thanks to her exotic dance moves but the "octopus vampire shake your booty" dance is just a good choice if you make sure the girl you are trying to seduce has at least the same alcholo level as you.

3. Seriously... there is nothing I can say about this.